We need to
stop
teaching daughters
to always be quiet
and apologetic.
They are instructed
to walk on ice
and carefully string words
as they trip over thin tongues
while our sons
run rampant.
Michelle K., Growing Up With a Brother. (via somewhereinaburstofglory)

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Favorite Characters - Margaret Tate

"If you touch my ass one more time, I will cut your balls off in your sleep. Okay? "

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fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

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nickel-on-the-grass:

My Murph Challenge shirt came in!

nickel-on-the-grass:

My Murph Challenge shirt came in!

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle

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And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

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Pack Mentality Deleted Scene

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redneckchickie:

Today this guy josh came in to work with his baby. And he asked how Danny was and I was like how should I know he broke up with me and his reaction was “what the fuck? …. Is he still alive I’ll kill him.”

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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