mostly-jensen:

Not Trying vs. Really Not Trying

(via the-chief-mooseketeer)

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

(via the-chief-mooseketeer)

tactical-honey-badgers-dont-die:

sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

…I need these.

(via recklessteenageyouth)

sarahkatbee:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

I just snorted my coffee out

Ghost Shark was awesome

The world was on fire and no one could save me but you.

(via starlard)

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(via faithwhenifall2)

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough. I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry)

(via faithwhenifall2)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via faithwhenifall2)

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via i-effed-it-all-up)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(via faithwhenifall2)

heliolisk:

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

what happened to my post

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)